Movie Viewer's Dissect - EP 2 Script

Movie Viewer's Dissect - Revised Script

Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you mens and womens views of the movies you love and hate!

Host- Welcome to the show. This is our Mens vs. Womens segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are the extensions of my personalities that will help you understand a “Mans” view and a “Womans” view.

Host- Today we will be reviewing the movie The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. 

Womans- Oh I loved this one!

Host- I know wasn't it great! (COUGH) We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.

Womans- O.M.G. this movie was amazing! Tibby, Lena, Carmen and Bridget come back with amazing stories. Carmen's story was our favorite though! We wish a man would push us to accomplish goals that we never thought we could accomplish. Ian is sooooo cute AND he's British! Sometimes we wish we lived in England. So yeah, Ian is soo cute and helps Carmen get a major roll in the play.  Lena's story is so amazing too! She meets a hunk of a man in her art class, and the first time she meets him he gets naked in front of her! O.M.G. he has an amazing body! But, this hunk of a man helps her to remember who she truly loves, the sexy Greek Costos. (sigh) It was sweet how Bridget got re-united with her grandmother and how she realized how much her father truly loved her mother. Tibby's story scared the crap out of us though! She could have gotten pregnant! At least she found out she wasn't, but whoooh that's just to much of a scare for us womans.  This  movie was just so amazing. We have no other words.

Host- Thank you Womans and what are the Mans' thoughts?

Mens- (Mens pretend to sleep)

Womans- Ugh! Stop it!

Mens- Oh we're sorry! We must have fallen asleep during 2 HOUR LONG MOVIE!  We don't even know what to say. The hottest girl in movie was crying the whole time! And the other one had a naked man around her the entire movie. Mans DO NOT under any circumstances let your woman friend drag you to this movie! It would be better to break up with her...yeah.

Host- Well it seem like I have some conflicting personalities today. (smiles)

Segment Intro- Now we move on to our "Dirty Movie Jobs" segment were I will be interviewing a very important individual  that  "made" The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" happen.

Host- Hi! You're the love maker on The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" ?! Tell me, how do you make love?

Interviewee- Uhhhhhhhh, are you a guy or a girl.

Host- Oh! I'm glad you asked! I'm actually both.

Interviewee- Soooo, if you went to a wedding would you sit on the brides or the grooms side?

Host- Well that really depends on if I know the bride or the groom...

Interviewee- Let's say it's your wedding. Would you be the brid... (host interrupts)

Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!

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