Movie Viewer's Dissect - Revised Script...
Movie Viewer's Dissect - Revised Script
Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you mens and womens views of the movies you love and hate!
Host- Welcome to the show. This is our Mens vs. Womens segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are the extensions of my personalities that will help you understand a “Mans” view and a “Womans” view.
Host- Today we will be reviewing the movie Hellboy 2. I have a strong feeling the Womans loved this one. (chuckles) We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.
Womans- We would like to go on record and say that we did not love this movie or even like this movie. We'll just run down a quick list. Ugly monsters, Bad love story, and did I say Ugly Monsters. The little love story in the movie might have been cute if the ugly monsters weren't the main characters in the movie. Other than that, we can do without the big guns, more ugly monsters and big explosions. This was a “Mans” movie and it was almost hard to watch for us Womans.
Host- Thank you Womans and what are the Mans' thoughts?
Male- I have to agree with the Womans on the love story part of the movie. It was lame and unneeded in our opinion. But when it comes action in this movie I think it was pretty spot on. Hellboy takes down a monster like 15 times the size of him and he does it while holding onto a baby. Is that not kick ass? The monsters were crazy! Hellboy just cleans up on all the bad guys. The new character that was introduced, the "German Gas Bag" was great. He had me cracking up in my seat. The “Womans” were all wrong, this movie rocked.
Host- Well it seem like I have some conflicting personalities today. (smiles)
Segment Intro- Now we move on to our "Dirty Movie Jobs" segment were I will be interviewing a very important individual that "made" Hellboy 2 happen.
Host- Hi! You're the "GOO" guy on Hellboy 2?! Tell me about "GOO"!
Interviewee- Uhhhhhhhh, are you a guy or a girl.
Host- Oh! I'm glad you asked! I'm actually both.
Interviewee- Soooo, do you go to the boys restroom or the girls?
Host- Do I go to the "Mans" or "Womans" room? Well, it really all depends ...
Interviewee- Do you pee standin... (host interrupts)
Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!
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