MVD EP 3 Script

Movie Viewer's Dissect - Script 3

Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you mens and womens views of the movies you love and hate!

Host- Welcome to the show. This is our Mens vs. Womens segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are the extensions of my personalities that will help you understand a “Mans” view and a “Womans” view.

Host- Today we will be reviewing the movie The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. 

Host- We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.

Womans- This movie was awful and by awful we mean bad, really bad. There were undead guys with pieces of there bodies falling off and harry yetis? Why did they have to change the actress for Evelyn O'Connell's character? The Mummy just doesn't seem the same without Rachel Weisz. At least Luke Ford was in the movie for eye candy! He's so cute, so cute even though his acting was atrocious. Brendan Fraser is still looking sexy as ever! It's just to bad that him and the new "Evelyn O'connell" actress didn't have the same chemisty on sceen as him and Rachel did in the previous Mummy movies. Most of the jokes were pretty bad. I mean come on! A yeti kicking a guy over arch and another yeti puts his hands up for a field goal...sigh(disapointed) We almost want our money back.  

Host- Thank you Womans and what are the Mans' thoughts?

Mens- Where in the world is Rachel Weisz? We went to this movie to see Rachel Weisz and she was replaced by Maria Belo? What the (Beep)? The action was ok in this movie, but we just feel like it was lacking something original. All the jokes were hit and miss. Luckily there was a Yack in the movie! Nothing's more funny than a plane going straight down a mountain and a Yack "Yacking" all over Johnathan, Evelyn's brother... Yeah, we didn't think so either. We think the writers were on some sort of illigal substance when they wrote this movie. We mean this line alone proves it. "I would have died, if the Yetis hadn't have found me"... We want our money back too!  

Host- Well it seem like my personalities agree on something today. (smiles)

Segment Intro- Now we move on to our "Dirty Movie Jobs" segment were I will be interviewing a very important individual that  made "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor." happen.

Host- Hi! You're the writer for "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor." ?! Tell me, how did you write such a horrible script?

Interviewee- Uhhhhhhhh, are you a dude or a chick.

Host- Oh! I'm glad you asked! I'm actually both.

Interviewee- Ok? If we were at a bar and I bought you a shot would you take it?

Host- I don't drink, so no...

Interviewee- If I asked you to come back to my room wou... (host interrupts)

Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!

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