Movie Viewer's Dissect - Script 4
Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you mens and womens views of the movies you love and hate!
Host- Welcome to the show. This is our Mens vs. Womens segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are the extensions of my personalities that will help you understand a “Mans” view and a “Womans” view.
Host- Today we will be
reviewing the movie The House Bunny.
Host- We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.
Womans- This movie was cute. We enjoyed it. Everything from the skimpy trashy outfits to the designer clothing. We just wish there was an actual sorority that accepted everyone for who they really are on the inside on not outside. We do like how the girls transformed through out the movie and let there inner beauty blossom to the outside. It was great how they caught themselves getting to much into outer beauty. In the end it's what's on the inside that matters, and this movie was beautiful from the inside out.
Host- Thank you Womans and what are the Mans' thoughts?
Mens- Two words... Playboy Manson! This movie had so many hot women it. We've never seen a movie with so many hot women in it that never got naked. It didn't matter if they were wearing dirty little outfit or prepy outfits. These girls were hot! The only thing that was wrong about this movie was that it wasn't at the Playboy Mansion the entire time. We want to live at the Playboy Mansion. sigh... that would be the life.
Host- Well it seem like my personalities agree on something today. (smiles)
Segment Intro- Now we move on to our "Dirty Movie Jobs" segment were I will be interviewing a very important individual that made "The House Bunny" happen.
Host- Hi! You're the guy that got the hot girls to be in the movie. Dude, how did you come buy so many hot women?
Interviewee- Uhhhhhhhh, are you a guy or girl.
Host- Oh! I'm glad you asked! I'm actually both.
Interviewee- So if I lifted up your skirt... (host interupts)
Host- I'm so tired of this! I'm a person! Why does it matter if I have girl parts or guy part. I have feeling just like you and everyone else!
Interviewee- (dumb founded)
Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!
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]]>Movie Viewer's Dissect - Script 3
Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you mens and womens views of the movies you love and hate!
Host- Welcome to the show. This is our Mens vs. Womens segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are the extensions of my personalities that will help you understand a “Mans” view and a “Womans” view.
Host- Today we will be
reviewing the movie The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.
Host- We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.
Womans- This movie was awful and by awful we mean bad, really bad. There were undead guys with pieces of there bodies falling off and harry yetis? Why did they have to change the actress for Evelyn O'Connell's character? The Mummy just doesn't seem the same without Rachel Weisz. At least Luke Ford was in the movie for eye candy! He's so cute, so cute even though his acting was atrocious. Brendan Fraser is still looking sexy as ever! It's just to bad that him and the new "Evelyn O'connell" actress didn't have the same chemisty on sceen as him and Rachel did in the previous Mummy movies. Most of the jokes were pretty bad. I mean come on! A yeti kicking a guy over arch and another yeti puts his hands up for a field goal...sigh(disapointed) We almost want our money back.
Host- Thank you Womans and what are the Mans' thoughts?
Mens- Where in the world is Rachel Weisz? We went to this movie to see Rachel Weisz and she was replaced by Maria Belo? What the (Beep)? The action was ok in this movie, but we just feel like it was lacking something original. All the jokes were hit and miss. Luckily there was a Yack in the movie! Nothing's more funny than a plane going straight down a mountain and a Yack "Yacking" all over Johnathan, Evelyn's brother... Yeah, we didn't think so either. We think the writers were on some sort of illigal substance when they wrote this movie. We mean this line alone proves it. "I would have died, if the Yetis hadn't have found me"... We want our money back too!
Host- Well it seem like my personalities agree on something today. (smiles)
Segment Intro- Now we move on to our "Dirty Movie Jobs" segment were I will be interviewing a very important individual that made "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor." happen.
Host- Hi! You're the writer for "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor." ?! Tell me, how did you write such a horrible script?
Interviewee- Uhhhhhhhh, are you a dude or a chick.
Host- Oh! I'm glad you asked! I'm actually both.
Interviewee- Ok? If we were at a bar and I bought you a shot would you take it?
Host- I don't drink, so no...
Interviewee- If I asked you to come back to my room wou... (host interrupts)
Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!
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Movie Viewer's Dissect - Revised Script
Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you mens and womens views of the movies you love and hate!
Host- Welcome to the show. This is our Mens vs. Womens segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are the extensions of my personalities that will help you understand a “Mans” view and a “Womans” view.
Host- Today we will be
reviewing the movie The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.
Womans- Oh I loved this one!
Host- I know wasn't it great! (COUGH) We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.
Womans- O.M.G. this movie was amazing! Tibby, Lena, Carmen and Bridget come back with amazing stories. Carmen's story was our favorite though! We wish a man would push us to accomplish goals that we never thought we could accomplish. Ian is sooooo cute AND he's British! Sometimes we wish we lived in England. So yeah, Ian is soo cute and helps Carmen get a major roll in the play. Lena's story is so amazing too! She meets a hunk of a man in her art class, and the first time she meets him he gets naked in front of her! O.M.G. he has an amazing body! But, this hunk of a man helps her to remember who she truly loves, the sexy Greek Costos. (sigh) It was sweet how Bridget got re-united with her grandmother and how she realized how much her father truly loved her mother. Tibby's story scared the crap out of us though! She could have gotten pregnant! At least she found out she wasn't, but whoooh that's just to much of a scare for us womans. This movie was just so amazing. We have no other words.
Host- Thank you Womans and what are the Mans' thoughts?
Mens- (Mens pretend to sleep)
Womans- Ugh! Stop it!
Mens- Oh we're sorry! We must have fallen asleep during 2 HOUR LONG MOVIE! We don't even know what to say. The hottest girl in movie was crying the whole time! And the other one had a naked man around her the entire movie. Mans DO NOT under any circumstances let your woman friend drag you to this movie! It would be better to break up with her...yeah.
Host- Well it seem like I have some conflicting personalities today. (smiles)
Segment Intro- Now we move on to our "Dirty Movie Jobs" segment were I will be interviewing a very important individual that "made" The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" happen.
Host- Hi! You're the love maker on The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" ?! Tell me, how do you make love?
Interviewee- Uhhhhhhhh, are you a guy or a girl.
Host- Oh! I'm glad you asked! I'm actually both.
Interviewee- Soooo, if you went to a wedding would you sit on the brides or the grooms side?
Host- Well that really depends on if I know the bride or the groom...
Interviewee- Let's say it's your wedding. Would you be the brid... (host interrupts)
Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!
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Movie Viewer's Dissect - Revised Script
Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you mens and womens views of the movies you love and hate!
Host- Welcome to the show. This is our Mens vs. Womens segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are the extensions of my personalities that will help you understand a “Mans” view and a “Womans” view.
Host- Today we will be reviewing the movie Hellboy 2. I have a strong feeling the Womans loved this one. (chuckles) We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.
Womans- We would like to go on record and say that we did not love this movie or even like this movie. We'll just run down a quick list. Ugly monsters, Bad love story, and did I say Ugly Monsters. The little love story in the movie might have been cute if the ugly monsters weren't the main characters in the movie. Other than that, we can do without the big guns, more ugly monsters and big explosions. This was a “Mans” movie and it was almost hard to watch for us Womans.
Host- Thank you Womans and what are the Mans' thoughts?
Male- I have to agree with the Womans on the love story part of the movie. It was lame and unneeded in our opinion. But when it comes action in this movie I think it was pretty spot on. Hellboy takes down a monster like 15 times the size of him and he does it while holding onto a baby. Is that not kick ass? The monsters were crazy! Hellboy just cleans up on all the bad guys. The new character that was introduced, the "German Gas Bag" was great. He had me cracking up in my seat. The “Womans” were all wrong, this movie rocked.
Host- Well it seem like I have some conflicting personalities today. (smiles)
Segment Intro- Now we move on to our "Dirty Movie Jobs" segment were I will be interviewing a very important individual that "made" Hellboy 2 happen.
Host- Hi! You're the "GOO" guy on Hellboy 2?! Tell me about "GOO"!
Interviewee- Uhhhhhhhh, are you a guy or a girl.
Host- Oh! I'm glad you asked! I'm actually both.
Interviewee- Soooo, do you go to the boys restroom or the girls?
Host- Do I go to the "Mans" or "Womans" room? Well, it really all depends ...
Interviewee- Do you pee standin... (host interrupts)
Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!
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