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Episode 1: Hell Boy 2
Episode 2: The Sisterhood of the Travailing Pants 2
Episode 3: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Episode 4: TBD

-We will be shooting on all the upcoming Sundays 12-5pm
-Our actor for the host will be George Lenard. He has prior experience with being a cross dresser.
-George and I will be going shopping for costumes this Wednesday.
-We will also be finding props Wednesday as well.
-We are working on getting a few more actors.
-Friday we will work on putting the Host's outfit together.

Our host is officially going to be a split personality. A half and half person if you will. One side will be man one side will be women. For example....

Also we determined that there will be a mans panel of reviewers (2 to 3) and a womans panel of reviewers (2 to 3). Set design to still be determined.

Movie Viewer's Dissect - Script

Intro- Welcome to Movie Viewer's Dissect where we show you how the opposite sex views the movies you love and hate!

Host- Welcome to the show guys. This is our Boys vs. Girls segment of the the show where we get to find out how a movie looks behind different eyes. Here are our commentators on opposite sides of the sexual line. (MALE COMMENTATOR'S NAME) is our boy's point of view, and (FEMALE COMMENTATOR'S NAME) is obviously our girls point of view.

Host- Today we will be reviewing the movie Hellboy 2. I have a strong feeling the girls loved this one. (chuckles) We are gentlemen on this show so ladies first.

Female- Thank you (HOST'S NAME), I would like to go on record and say that I did not love this movie or even like this movie, and I think every girl can agree with me on this.  I'll just run down a quick list. Ugly monsters, Bad love story, and did I say Ugly Monsters. The little love story in the movie might have been cute if the ugly monsters weren't the main characters in the movie. Other than that, I can do without the big guns, more ugly monsters and big explosions. I give this a Girls Rating of 3 out of 10. The only reason I'm giving 3 is because they at least attempted a love story in that ugly mess.

Host- Thank you (FEMALE COMMENTATOR'S NAME) and what are the boy's thoughts (MALE COMMENTATOR'S NAME)?

Male- I have to agree with (FEMALE COMMENTATOR'S NAME) on the love story part of the movie. It was lame and unneeded in my opinion. But when it comes action in this movie I think it was pretty spot on. Hellboy takes down a monster like 15 times the size of him and he does it while holding onto a baby. Is that not kick ass? The monsters were crazy! Hellboy just cleans up on all the bad guys. The new character that was introduced, the "German Gas Bag" was great. He had me cracking up in my seat. I have to give this movie a Boys Rating of 7 out of 10.

Host- Well there you have it the girls rated this movie and 3 out of 10 and the boys a 7 out of 10 with an average boy/girl score of a 5 out of 10. Now on to our Dirty Movie Jobs segment!

Segment Intro- We're going to take you behind the scenes of Hellboy 2 so that you can meet a very important individual that made this movie work!

Interviewee- Hey, my name is Joe and I would like to tell you about my job on Hellboy 2! Yes, my role was very important in the making of Hellboy 2. Well, I was the Goo Guy. Yeah, every once of "ewwwy gooey" stuff in that movie (points at self)(smiles). You see I have a special technique in the spraying of the Goo. I do this back and forth motion like this (pretends to hold a hose) but after a second or two I flip it out like this (makes throwing motion). You see when I do that it make the Goo look more natural. You know, Goo doesn't always just ooze out, sometimes it spurts out and I have to make it look realistic. Yep, Hellboy 2 wouldn't have even made any money if it weren't for my Goo expertise. Oh yeah, if  you're looking for a Goo guy for your next awesome movie please call 555-... (Gets cut off)

Host- Well that's all for today! Thank you for joining us on Movie Viewer's Dissect!

Outro music....    

Alright after meeting number one we can boil it down to a couple of key points
1. The show will review 1 to 2 movies a week
B. There will be 3 stars of the show. 2 reviewers and a host.
3. Reviewer 1 is a optimistic movie lover that can find good an any movie no matter how rotton it is on rottenaomatos.com
4. Reviewer 2 is a pessimistic sarcastic a-hole that make the Godfather sound like Jersey Girl.
5. The host is like the referee making sure each side get a fair chance to speak their mind.
6. All three will see the movie. (As paid for by us.)

Now to pitch to our to the EP and prepare to get shot down.
Wish us luck.

-Movies & Pi